Translate your text into…. 12 year old AOLer speak! haha
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Example:
Choose from three new ultrafast models: small, medium or epic
Starting from just $1599, the new PowerBook family gives you power in a choice of three ultrafast portables. Whether you prefer the ultra-compact 12-inch model, the coveted 15-inch powerhouse, or the stunning 17-inch beauty, every new PowerBook G4 is loaded with advanced capabilities. Like turbocharged PowerPC G4 processors, DVD-burning SuperDrive, the fastest speeds in wireless networking, and cutting-edge graphics.
NOW IN AOL FORMAT:
CHOSA FROM THRE NU ULTRAFAST MOD3LS SMAL M3DIUM OR APIC
STARTNG FROM JUST $159 DA NU POWARBOK FMILY GIEVS U POW3R IN A CHOIEC OF THRE ULTRAFAST PORTABLES1!111! WTF WH3THER U PREFER DA ULTRA-COMPACT 12-INCH MOD3L TEH COV3TAD 15-INCH POW3RHOUSE OR DA STUNNG 17-INCH BAUTY EVERY NU POW3RBOK G4 IS LOAEDD WIT ADVANCED CAPABILITEIS1!!!!! OMG LOL LIEK TURBOCHARG3D POWERPC G4 PROC3SORS DVD-BURNNG SUPARDRIEV DA FAST3ST SPEDS IN WIERLES N3TWORKNG AND CUTNG-3DGE GRAPHICS1!!!111 LOL