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Nathan Trebes

Nathan Trebes is a creative Shooter and Editor. He also specializes in Web Design. Trebes’ video editing credits include projects with Tony Robbins, Vogue, and the Co Founder of Apple, Steve Wozniak. Trebes has edited numerous short films that have been screened in film festivals across the country. More…

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Example:
Choose from three new ultrafast models: small, medium or epic
Starting from just $1599, the new PowerBook family gives you power in a choice of three ultrafast portables. Whether you prefer the ultra-compact 12-inch model, the coveted 15-inch powerhouse, or the stunning 17-inch beauty, every new PowerBook G4 is loaded with advanced capabilities. Like turbocharged PowerPC G4 processors, DVD-burning SuperDrive, the fastest speeds in wireless networking, and cutting-edge graphics.

NOW IN AOL FORMAT:

CHOSA FROM THRE NU ULTRAFAST MOD3LS SMAL M3DIUM OR APIC
STARTNG FROM JUST $159 DA NU POWARBOK FMILY GIEVS U POW3R IN A CHOIEC OF THRE ULTRAFAST PORTABLES1!111! WTF WH3THER U PREFER DA ULTRA-COMPACT 12-INCH MOD3L TEH COV3TAD 15-INCH POW3RHOUSE OR DA STUNNG 17-INCH BAUTY EVERY NU POW3RBOK G4 IS LOAEDD WIT ADVANCED CAPABILITEIS1!!!!! OMG LOL LIEK TURBOCHARG3D POWERPC G4 PROC3SORS DVD-BURNNG SUPARDRIEV DA FAST3ST SPEDS IN WIERLES N3TWORKNG AND CUTNG-3DGE GRAPHICS1!!!111 LOL

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